No sign of festive slump for Jen
That social media has a lot to answer for. Just when you thought it was acceptable to spend the "lull" days between Boxing Day and New Year in an indolent slump, you are assaulted on all sides by...
View ArticleAll those so-called 'hard-hitting' ads to help us quit smoking are becoming a...
Good luck to the new government campaign to stop people smoking.
View ArticlePipers piping and drummers drumming? God must be a Prod!
One Fleg-protester's Twelve Days of Christmas: On the first day of Christmas I wuz sent a Partridge in a Pear Tree. Sent it back, cos it shoulda been a Union Fleg up a Fleg Pole and they know it!
View ArticleScrooge is alive and well and making a fortune from poorest in our society
If Dickens were alive I imagine he’d be writing about the horrendous modern day equivalent of Scrooge and Gradgrind — individuals building their lives on the misery of others. I imagine he’d be...
View ArticleSo long and farewell to TV decency
But Perkin's programme made out that Maria was a control freak who lied about her past and ruined her children's lives, leaving them incapable for the most part of normal relationships.
View ArticleI'm going cold turkey with my net addiction ... it'll be no sweat
Feel sick. Sore. Coughing til I retch. Hot and sweaty. Cold and sweaty. Miserable. Take tablets. Sweat more. Decide to stop fighting the discomfort and just stew under the blankets. Try to sleep but...
View ArticleWhy this new store won't be a real bargain
Maybe I'm not like other people, but I can't see how building a huge new John Lewis shop at Sprucefield can fail to take shoppers away from other, existing stores. Or am I missing something?
View ArticleFace it Kate, it's no oil painting ...
Sometimes it's good to be an ordinary Joe or Josephine Bloggs. If someone takes a bad photo of you, it might go up on Facebook and a few people might see it, but generally, that's the height of it.
View ArticleCan't they see there is no threat to the Union?
We are like a family in the early part of the twentieth century. We've just been given a new-fangled motor car. It's shiny, it can go fast, it is progress. But we are insisting on using our horses to...
View ArticleKieran casts a spell on wife Katie
Katie Price could be a pin-up for the fleg protestors and their lack of logical argument. Jordan has married a guy named Kieran.
View ArticleNow that the snow has arrived, maybe we should just hibernate, if you get my...
At the time of writing this, the snow is falling but, unlike Lance Armstrong, it isn't lying.
View ArticleI don't eat horse burgers, so how come I'm the one covered in glue?
Please excuse the slowness of my typing this week, but I've just managed to spill a large splurt of superglue on to one of my hands, making finger-moving very difficult.
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